Yar Mateys! We bes shutting down.

April 14, 2009
I am sorry for the lack of posts, will make up for it.

Breakins will resume under the new name "Internal Dialogue," at http://intdia.blogspot.com.

Breakins + Our Musings + The Yuggoth Monthly, (Horror of Lovecraft, email me at jalis.derlett@gmail.com for submissions, etc.) = Internal Dialogue.

Jalis out.
 

What game do you Play?

April 4, 2009
What a good question, self. Today as we sat gaming, we became stuck. The current game (in 4e) was a byproduct of our obsession with the new PHB2 and Private's not-so-great DMing. So we abandoned that campaign for now until he fixed the levels (we were level one and fighting level nine molemen in groups of 1500) and we had some pudding and thought about what to play next. I myself was inclined towards 3.5, and Jalis agreed it was fun. Wheaties argued for 4e, and Private agreed with me about 3....
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Been a while

April 4, 2009
Yar, it be Captain Morgant!

I added a lot of stuff to the site. I added a comment box, a story, and some DnD supplements.

Ivex out.

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Interesting...

April 2, 2009
Let me tell you, I flipped out when I saw Synthasite changed to Yola. I was afraid all our stuff would go bye-bye, but all is well. So, as an extension of the Gaming Contest in out group, here is the interview with myself about my game, World's Summons.

Q. What was your inspiration for this game?
A. I felt like 3.5 had a lot of options, but was unbalanced. Fourth edition seemed like it had less options, but was balanced. I know of Pathfinder, but I wanted to combine the two myself.
Q. What is th...

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Heheheheh

March 22, 2009
We need to make a habit out of updating more. I was out of town, and thusly away from my computer. I told Jalis to update, but he did not. Therefore, you can blame him. I am updating now for the purpose of simply updating, I have nothing new to add.

Ivex Out

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Schpangband v.15 and Contest

March 15, 2009
I updated Schpangband after I playtested it. Jalis and I ironed out some kinks, and it is workable.

Furthermore, my gaming group grew bored with the regular games. We decided we would compete to see who could design the best RPG. The members of my gaming group are- Ivex(myself), Jalis, BimNinja, Private, and Wheaties. Below is our corresponding games.

Ivex- World's Summons, FRPG where humans are treated worse then Devils and nobody likes adventurers (are subject to angry mobs)
Jalis- Energon- A ...
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New section

March 14, 2009
I added a section for Custom RPGs Jalis and I make up. In there now is the game Schpangband. The first thing I intend to do with it is create an adventure module for Kobold Love. In Chatty's (Phil's) own words:


"A bunch of Kobold ugly ducklings go forth on a Quest to seek out the Tavern-in-the City. They are to kill the mysterious stranger that sits in the corner, giving quests that always end up destroying their dungeon home. It’s going to be a 5 scenes, Semi-linear event-based adventure, f...
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Hey all!

March 13, 2009
I updated the writing section! Everything is in .doc format. Spelling errors and plot errors fixed!

I leave you with this meme
"What are the odds Xykon would trap two doors in a row?"-OotS, by Rich Burlew
Ivex out

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Interesting!

March 12, 2009
I have created a comic with four (or is it five) issues. The site is Witty Comics and the username is Ivexian. This is nothing I'd spend time on, but it's fun to do when I'm bored.

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Sorry About That

March 12, 2009
Yeah, we didn't post. Jalis and I realize that. But not like it matters- no one reads us. But I do have a long post to write, so brace yourself. It will be in a nice, convenient list format.

Fun things that would get me arrested
1. Storm the hospital with a Glock shouting : "Physicians heal thyselves!" (Not really that fun- sharp needles!)
2. Get in a band that's really famous, and play at a presidential inauguration. But instead of playing a really nice song, play something like "Hit me Baby On...
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Brief about Us


We are Jalis and Ivex, creators of the webcomics Cthulhu Fhtagn Breakins and Arsenal. Arsenal is currently offline, and CFBreakins updates randomly. We write stories, software, games, and all sorts of stuff. See the about page for more information about us.